Parade Night Welcome Song
(Class of '54, to the tune of "To the Maypole")
Welcome, we're so happy to receive you,
Of your shyness to relieve you.
You are new and need domestication,
Cancel doubts and consternation.
If you are homesick, we will attend you.
Little lost one, we're here to befriend you.
Moments awkward we never prolong,
So feel right now that you belong.
We're so glad you're here;
It starts off like this every year.
There's so much for you to do and see.
Will you take some lemon in your tea?
We play games to remember names
Of our new friends and stops on the train.
Make and keep appointments first
These next few days will be the worst.