I've Been Working On My Thesis
(tune: I've been working on the railroad)

I've been working on my thesis
All the live-long day.
I've been working on my thesis
In the halls of Canaday.
Can't you hear Taylor ringing,
Staying up so late at night,
We're a group of nervous women,
Got to get it right.

Got to get it in, got to get it in,
Got to get it in on time!
Got to get it in, got to get it in,
Or I'll never make a dime!

Someone's in the office with my prof,
Someone's in the office I know.
Someone's in the office with my prof,
Workin' on the old four-o!

Please, prof, listen to me,
Please, prof, listen to me,
I've been working all night,
And I don't want a three!

I've been working on my thesis
All the live-long day.
I've been working on my thesis,
Just to get the hell to May!