Professor, Oh Professor

Professor, oh Professor,
I cannot write my paper, my paper,
Because I have the flu.

So give me an extension
Beyond the day it's due, due,
Just for a week or two.

When I get back from Princeton,
I'll work on Chapter Two, Two,
I promise, yes I do.


Thanks to Marianne (Pantano) Rutter '74, for sending me the lyrics to this song.