The New Cooperation Song (May Day 1987)
(tune: The Longest Time)

Someone tell me, where is Taylor Hall?
I once knew, but I forgot all.
Last time that I came was Customs-nothing's the same.
I haven't been here for the longest time.

Oh, oh oh oh, for the longest time, oh oh oh, for the longest…

Food seems to taste better at Bryn Mawr,
I hear, but I've avoided it so far.
Though it seems lately, I'm not sure the Mawrters hate me,
I haven't been here for the longest time.
(bridge)
Nasty comments abound in the air.
Open your eyes, look around everywhere.
Your good sense will tell you a woman is the same,
Whether Mawrter or Ford, don't play mental games.

For you've been a fool in many things,
If you think that isolation brings
Good friends or honor-go and meet some new Bryn Mawrters,
You haven't been here for the longest time.

Oh, oh oh oh…

Why don't we come more often over here?
It must be the friendships that we fear.
We behave like asses, and forget how nice Bryn Mawr is,
We haven't been here for the longest time.
(bridge)
Seven years ago all said it was dead-
Cooperation ended when we went coed.
Now we know that everyone was wrong,
The tie is still there, the bonds should be strong.

Maybe we haven't seen it in good light,
Next year we must go to lantern night.
Sing with our sister, with us they all must come first,
We haven't been here for the longest time.

Oh, oh oh oh…