Thank God I'm A Mawrter Girl
(tune: Thank God I'm a Country Boy)

Well, life at Bryn Mawr is kinda laid back.
You write yourself a paper, and you eat exam snacks.
Once you get an ulcer, then you're on the right track!
Thank God I'm a Mawrter Girl.

Well, I haven't seen my man in 17 weeks.
The closest that I've come is a wimp and a geek.
Can't remember how they look, but I think that they reek.
Thank God I'm a Mawrter Girl.

Well, I got me a bat robe,
Got an old lantern,
Got M. Carey Thomas'
Ashes in an urn.
Spend my life studying
Metrical patterns,
Thank God I'm a Mawrter Girl!