What I Did For Lab
(tune: What I Did For Love)

Kiss my grade good-bye.
I can't get an extension.
Six reports to write by five!
I can't help regret
What I did for lab,
What I did for lab!

Look, my goldfish died.
My TA says I'm hopeless.
Think I'll take biology.
I can't help regret
What I did for lab,
What I did for lab!

Gone! All my data is gone!
My partner can't be found,
Claims she has malaria.

Kiss our grades good-bye,
We'll find another major.
Just let us fill the requisite!
Can't forget, must regret,
What we did for lab!