Egg So White
(tune: Edelweiss)

Egg so white, egg so white,
Ev'ry morning we greet you.
Small and wet, cold? You bet!
We're so happy to eat you!

Floating along on your pool of grease,
There for our collation,
Egg so white, egg so white,
You're an abomination!

Poached, fried, hard-boiled, Benedict,
A la Russe, scrambled,
Egg so white, egg so white,
Eating you's such a gamble!