Cooperation
Bold: Bryn Mawr
Italic: Haverford
Bold Italic: All

A song of cooperation,
A ditty full of cheer,

My friend, you've lost your lantern.
Comrade, where is your beard?
Cooperation is the way to go!
This has to be the life,
Partnership without strife,
You'd better not use that knife!

I love Bryn Mawr intensely,
I also love the zoo!

You're no Princeton Charming!
I could say worse of you!
Cooperation is the way to go!

You sing pathetically.
You sound much worse than me.
I could grind you up with glee.

Is dating your own sister
The best that you can do?
You'll have to buy her pizza
To go out with you.

Cooperation is the way to go!
You've really got your nerve.

You get what you deserve.
Let's see you handle this curve.

The snow was piled deeply,
The cold northern wind blew,
But why do I feel colder
When I am here with you?
Cooperation is the way to go!

That shot was below the belt.
That shot she really felt.
That was a low blow you dealt.

We Haverfordian women
Would like to set it straight/queer,
Our friendship with Bryn Mawrters
Will always be first rate/so dear.
Cooperation is the way to go!
This ain't our only song,
We'd like to get along,
Sisterhood can be strong.

A Haverfordian is the epitome of man.
If only his addiction
Extends to use of Ban!

Cooperation is the way to go!
Please do not come so near.
You needn't worry, dear.
Drop dead, I won't shed a tear.

Bryn Mawr's purse seems quite empty,
You wail and wonder why
The ship is slowly sinking,
The lantern is held high!

Cooperation is the way to go!
Darling, you have no wit.
Honey, don't have a fit.
Boy, I really want to split.

A song of cooperation,
A ditty full of cheer.
My friend, you've lost your lantern.
Comrade, where is your beard?
Cooperation is the way to go!
This has to be the life,
Partnership without strife,
This has to last until May!