Colossal Pain
(tune: Pallas Athena)

Colossal Pain, a thesis,
With overwork they strain us,
So far I've kept from screaming;
Here you sob and sigh daily.
Colossal Pain, a thesis,
With overwork they strain us,
So far I've kept from screaming;
Here you sob and sigh daily.
Here you sob and sigh daily.
Here you sob and sigh daily.
Here you sob and sigh daily.
Here you sob and sigh daily.
Oh Phooey, Oh Phooey!

My Carcass is inhuman;
I'm in so feeble dither;
I am so giggly dying,
My constant comment's, "Phooey!"
My Carcass is inhuman;
I'm in so feeble dither;
I am so giggly dying,
My constant comment's, "Phooey!"
My constant comment's, "Phooey!"
My constant comment's, "Phooey!"
My constant comment's, "Phooey!"
My constant comment's, "Phooey!"
Oh Phooey, Oh Phooey!

Here is a mental breakdown.
I find it most annoying.
I fear my test tomorrow,
My long procrastination.
Here is a mental breakdown.
I find it most annoying.
I fear my test tomorrow,
My long procrastination.
My long procrastination.
My long procrastination.
My long procrastination.
My long procrastination.
Oh, Phooey! Oh, Phooey!