Song of the Brainy Female
(tune: You Can't Get a Man With a Gun)

If you know all the answers
But Haverford romancers
Still avoid you with might and main.
Oh, it's not that you're ugly,
Or that you're less than snuggly,
But you can't get a man with a brain!

The average Bryn Mawrter
Can't help appearing smarter
Than the swain whom she fain would gain.
But the men don't join forces
With girls who ace their courses,
And you can't get a man with a brain!

With a brain, with a brain,
Oh you can't get a man with a brain!

So the way to successes
And multiple caresses,
Though it may go against the grain,
Is to act adolescent
When gentlemen are present.
'Cause you don't get a mark
When you park in the dark,
And you can't get a man with a brain.