1999 Parody of 2000
(tune: The Addams Family)

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There's just too many of them,
They're crawling everywhere,
'Cause Bryn Mawr is our college,
And we don't want to share!

The frosh think they're in high school,
Their mindset hasn't changed.
They think the juniors are cool,
They really are deranged.

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With words like spooky ooky,
Their vocab really bores us.
We're so much more creative
And we use a thesaurus.

The frosh they are ignoble,
They're cryptic and they're servile,
They're pesky and vexatious,
In short, they really suck!

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They think that they're Bryn Mawrters,
But we know otherwise.
And when it's time for hell week,
We'll cut them down to size!