2000 Parade Night Song
(tune: The Addams Family)

Do do do do (snap snap)
Etc

We're beautiful and brainy
Creative, fun, and zany,
We'll get through four years sanely,
The class of 2000.

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're altogether ooky,
The class of '99.

Do do do do (snap snap)
Etc

We love the class of dark blue,
We love you seniors too
We want to be just like you, but
We're the class of 2000.

The sophomores are all flakes,
There the admission mistakes,
We're confident that we're great,
The class of 2000!