the ubermarket - 
  {a faerie's grocery list}

a fifth of bombay sapphire
a carton of parliament lights
6 boxes of hedonism helper
4 two-litre bottles of spite
a bag of assorted fruits, nuts & flakes
and a bottle of pepto-dismal (for indecision)

  {the children's man shops for}

cynical self judgement
chronic self doubt
carbonated narcissism
constant slowbake easyrise anger
quick mix manic depressive cottage cheese